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By gzt (Fri Dec 05, 2008 at 07:54:02 AM EST) gzt, zombie apocalypse, dinosaur, dinosaur on the moon, destiny (all tags)
Well, close enough.

Patriarch Alexei II, the Patriarch of the Russian Orthodox Church, died this morning. Vechnaya pamyat!

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Print Story Put me in a special school
By gzt (Thu Nov 13, 2008 at 12:11:17 PM EST) gzt, exams, snatch, zombie apocalypse, mattoon (all tags)
'cause I am such a fool.

My legs are sore, specifically, the adductors. I've been wasting time looking at wikipedia trying to figure out what exactly is sore. So many fun little pictures to look at. I'm not sure why I never learned much anatomy. It's interesting, but it is a lot of stuff to memorize. The Latin helps some things, of course.

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Logic & Maths
By gzt (Wed Nov 12, 2008 at 08:25:35 AM EST) gzt, tuna, bruise, zombie apocalypse, friggin' intense (all tags)
I watched Heroes.

I'm getting beat up. All this sitting is worse than all this jumping. Seriously. I would rather squat all day ( Or jump all day. I could jump up and down on my chair all day.`

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