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By coryking (Sat Sep 04, 2010 at 07:23:52 PM EST) Your mom (all tags)
I have to make this short so I can cook food byproducts.

Post keywords: job, JavaScript, marketing, MBA, recognizing people from here on other sites, your mom.

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Print Story Fun-flu-tainment
By coryking (Mon May 04, 2009 at 07:45:05 PM EST) wine, flu, tags, your mom (all tags)
Whelp... after many years of doing this crap on my own... I picked up a day gig at Microsoft (via Volt).  I have a lot to learn...

Also: I think I had the swine flu.

Lastly, it is raining here in Seattle, yet  I must walk to the grocery store, W.W.J.D?

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By coryking (Mon May 05, 2008 at 02:54:19 PM EST) freegan, vegan, hippie, trolling, your mom (all tags)
This, and any derivative communities are just crying to be trolled to hell and back.

The premise? Since we all know meat is murder and since clearly capitalism is evil, we should all get our food from dumpsters.  Rather than go with the old school term "dumpster diving", these hip young fellas have coined a more PC term, "Freeganism".

...Short post, but I had to do the poll.

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Print Story Template Toolkit rocks my world
By coryking (Sun Jun 18, 2006 at 01:09:11 PM EST) template toolkit, blocks, boxes, templates, scoop, other system, your mom (all tags)
  1. The academy awards of CPAN modules.
  2. My arguements against homebrew templating systems.

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Print Story just a quick one
things have been about as good as they could be on the home front.

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Print Story Data. Fucking. Base. Bitches.
By coryking (Tue May 02, 2006 at 09:18:24 PM EST) Postgres, life, lack of life, business, your mom (all tags)
It's all about the database.  Literally.  I'll tell you why.

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By coryking (Sat Mar 11, 2006 at 12:34:56 PM EST) killfile, your mom, dr phil, fatty fat fat (all tags)
PLONK  Welcome to my killfile, motherfucker.

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Print Story I take it back
By coryking (Mon Mar 06, 2006 at 08:32:15 AM EST) i, digg, your mom (all tags)
Digg is now slashdot in terms of comments.  The one level threading is a great idea, but digg's implementation SUCKS ASS.

Here is the typical digg discussion now:

<hidden "troll" comment, -10000>
  - <modded up reply to troll +100>
  - <modded up reply to troll +10> 
  - <modded up reply to troll>
  - "Mod Parent Up!"
  - "+1 Comment Dugg!!!!"

Gee, that looks like a typical slashdot discussion.  Disjoint with hidden crap all over the place and full of meta-moderation "+1" comments.  arg...

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Print Story I digg it
By coryking (Sat Mar 04, 2006 at 09:22:28 AM EST) dinner, band, verona, artclick, your mom, digg (all tags)
Catostrophic show failues, digg, everything inbetween

Wanna look like these hip, cool people?, then Dont forget your towel!.

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Print Story The Title Starts Here
By coryking (Tue Feb 28, 2006 at 06:45:44 AM EST) your mom, books, people, places, project runway (all tags)
It's amazing what a bit of writing can do to clear your head.

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Print Story Another Day, Another Dollar
By coryking (Mon Feb 20, 2006 at 02:14:12 PM EST) tshirts, your mom, seperation anxiety (all tags)
After about three weeks of waiting, I finally got the t-shirts back from the screenprinters.  Ho-ley-shit.  They are really, really nice.  Tim did a bang-up job on these.  Paying a designer was worth every dime.


  1. artClick logo contest
  2. Moving
  3. My ugly ass poses for you!

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Print Story Slashdotted by favicon.ico
By coryking (Wed Feb 15, 2006 at 07:12:45 AM EST) apache, scoop, photographica, your mom (all tags)
Looks like now uses your websites favicon.ico on their pages.  Every user who has added your feed to their page will see your cute little icon right next to your feed.

This is a problem... 

Inside: fix apache configuration day!

Update [2006-2-15 14:5:48 by coryking]: Fixed!

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Print Story Note to self: Do not piss off the boss
By thenick (Fri Feb 10, 2006 at 11:55:46 AM EST) your mom (all tags)
Yesterday, I had a front row seat for what can only be described as a verbal disemboweling of a consultant performed by my boss in front of everyone in the cafeteria. Holy crap, she tore into that guy like a hungry lion tearing into a gazelle. Another coworker and I turned away as not to make the thrashing more embarassing for the consultant.

And it's not like it was at all unwarranted. If you're a consultant and you don't know how to use Outlook's calendering feature, you suck at your job.

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