Print Story We'll All Be Taking Golden Showers
By CheeseburgerBrown (Mon Oct 12, 2009 at 09:35:00 AM EST) tag, you're it! (all tags)
We'll all be taking golden showers once I figure out a way to amplify the transportative effects of Littlestar's SUNRISE GOGGLES to a global scale. If my calculations are correct, this will not have any significant impact on anthropogenic warming but it will make any eventual environmental calamities appear especially striking, aesthetically.

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Print Story How hard could it be? Birds do it...
I repeat: Attention FlightTest and webwench infidels

also, cooking, work, other dreck.

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