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By ana (Thu Aug 05, 2010 at 08:42:31 PM EST) Escapism, writing, vagina full of centipedes (all tags)
booked a vacation.

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Print Story crashing the procyon party
there were far fewer granola bars in my kitchen than usual this morning.

i was under-slept and cranky.
there was a trail of pistachio shells leading from the bottom of the porch steps to the other side of the yard.


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Print Story hey - don't fuck with my shrubbery
as soon as i said it, i felt like a grownup.
i think it was the looks of horror from the gaggle of pop swilling teen boys i was scolding.

i was dragging home a metre tall ficus and a huge trailing mandevilla on the ttc.

it's "fall planting" season for me.h


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By misslake (Sun Apr 19, 2009 at 06:37:44 PM EST) lappy, vagina full of centipedes, minty fresh vagina, computers (all tags)
my beloved laptop is starting to worry me.

i love my lappy. i will be sad if this machine dies before i can get a new one.

i have decided to ask husi.


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Print Story AHHHHH!!
i have a new job.

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Print Story beer bread the second, further experiments with brewing by-products
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By misslake (Wed Jan 14, 2009 at 07:52:05 PM EST) vagina full of centipedes, minty fresh vagina, beer, bread, recipes (all tags)
several awesome things happened to me today.
  1. 2 bags of plug spawn came for me in the mail
  2. i got a letter from Service Canada
  3. i learnt more about beer and beer making
  4. started another batch of beer
  5. i made beer bread
  6. i made spicy papaya salad

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Print Story i got it all in the mail yesterday!
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By misslake (Thu Jan 08, 2009 at 08:58:53 AM EST) beer, cookies, vagina full of centipedes, minty fresh vagina (all tags)
except for what was seized by the canada border services agency.

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Print Story sounds like the people upstairs are teaching their dog to bark to "carmen"
i am ruminating here in the Desert Castle, and i am thinking of you, husi. and thinking of what to do next.

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Print Story yesterday i planted mushrooms
my job continues to be the awesommest thing ever.

it is over so soon.
already we are taking 3+ day weekends. after thanksgiving this marvelous paying experience will be over for the season.

i am learning so much!

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Print Story second week of my new job, further wildlife reports
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By misslake (Sat May 17, 2008 at 03:58:56 PM EST) vagina full of centipedes, minty fresh vagina, gardening (all tags)
the leaves are coming out on the poplars!

finally.

sunrise is 5:30AM and sunset is 9:30PM.
now i am fully a reverse vampire in the sense that i never see full dark. i am only awake in the daylight. in another few weeks i know i will have to miss out on the sunrise and sunset too.

the days are sunny, breezy and perfect. i can understand the trade-off between these perfect bright days and the frigid -40C winters.


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