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By Metatone (Wed Jun 14, 2006 at 09:03:42 AM EST) footy, the slightly damaged ship, Mindless Optimism (all tags)
Man the pumps!

<<Camera zooms into the bridge of a battered WW2, tricked out with a whole bunch of alarms, warning lights and controls that all seem to mysteriously date from 1966.>>

<<Shouting... off screen>>

What happened?

Damn Paraguayan shelling, we're taking water...

But Sir, we came through? They barely got a shot on target?

Aye lad... but...


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