Print Story Attention $THINGS_THAT_SUCK Infidels
Puzzles & Riddles
By Rogerborg (Thu Feb 21, 2008 at 04:28:32 AM EST) suck, sucks, sucking (all tags)
Attention American Knitfidels: you suck.  Our inbred hicks > your inbred hicks.

Do you suck, infidel?  Find out this vital information inside.  Suck film at 11.

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Print Story PROTIP: Don't rely your data on MicroNet Raid arrays.
By blixco (Sat Nov 04, 2006 at 11:39:32 AM EST) MicroNet, Platinum RAID, SUCKS (all tags)
Budget hardware is a Bad Idea for small companies.

Wanna know why?  Here: it's saturday, 3:41pm, I've been here for 6 hours trying to solve this problem:

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Print Story Fuck.
By komet (Mon Mar 06, 2006 at 01:35:17 PM EST) audio interface, ups, sucks, python, web frameworks (all tags)
My sound card is broken.

My UPS is broken.

Python is broken. Actually, everything remotely connected to computing and/or the Internet sucks.

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Print Story The older I get, the more I understand Vonnegut.
By ObviousTroll (Fri Mar 03, 2006 at 08:12:56 AM EST) life, sucks (all tags)
I wish he was right, I wish we really did live our lives like Slaughterhouse Five.

Inside: Remember how I said I had a diary brewing inside me? This is that diary.

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