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By Gedvondur (Fri Jan 13, 2012 at 12:40:53 PM EST) Hulver-Overlord, music, stupid, travel, write moar, sex with eggrolls (all tags)
Back to San Jose next week for three fun-filled days with the herps and derps in my office.

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Print Story A Day in the Life -- Wizard needs ninja skillz, badly.
By ReallyEvilCanine (Wed Jun 09, 2010 at 10:42:29 AM EST) cow-orkers, weapons, codepage, Unicode, ASCII, stupid (all tags)

Please remember that Section 4c of the $MegaCorp employment contract specifically prohibits bringing weapons or objects which could be used as a weapon onto any $MegaCorp premises at any time. For further information on $MegaCorp policies concerning weapons and employee safety please click here.

Technically I'm banned from the office because I'd be happy to beat quite a few of my cow-orkers senseless with my laptop and strangle them with a USB cable.

Poll: Ginger
x-posted to da brog.

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Print Story A Day in the Life
Working life
By ReallyEvilCanine (Wed Jun 06, 2007 at 05:29:34 AM EST) A Day in the Life, stupid, L'il Rascals, WTF (all tags)
Our Gang

Spanky ................... MainManager
Alfalfa .................... KrautMonkey1
Buckwheat .............. KrautMonkey2
Darla ...................... Orig. $BigCorp Monkey
Froggie ................... REC

Spanky: Hey kids! Let's start a new newspaper!
Darla: That sounds like a neat idea, Spanky!
Alfalfa: Oh boy! We can do it!
Buckwheat: Dat sounds oh-tay! Ah'm in.
Froggie: What the heck are you guys talking about?!

x-posted to da brog, sans another Hottie poll

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No, nein, non, nei, niet, नहीं, нет, いいえ...

September 29:

We are in the process of upgrading the Hardware and Software Environment for the Windows operating system, not $YourBigApp.
Well that sounds easy enough. Everything you need to know is in the Supported Systems guide. And you're too fucking lazy to look at it or your grasp of English and ability to look at simple tables is so tenuous you need your hand held. But dammit, when I give you the answer, quit asking me the same fucking question!

x-posted to da brog.

Update: Either the Chinese or Korean word for "No" borked the intro. Chinese and Korean removed from title.

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