Print Story ready for the semester to be over
By gzt (Wed Nov 28, 2012 at 04:44:36 PM EST) gzt, manos, republicans, doom, climate, doha, socialism (all tags)
la la la.

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Print Story The Death of Socialism
By DullTrev (Thu May 17, 2007 at 02:39:55 AM EST) socialism, Labour Party, Blair, fun loving cowwqas. (all tags)

Socialism died in England today, after a long illness. There were no celebrations, there were no mourners. Its passing will excite no tearful column inches, and only a few mocking ones. It passes not with a bang, not with a whimper, only in silence. No flowers.

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Print Story Invasion
By veldmon (Thu May 11, 2006 at 10:05:12 PM EST) cactus, refried, beans, earphones, socialism, capitalists, gypsies, amish, quebecer (all tags)
The illegal immigration debate is heating up in the U.S.A. Some leading Democrats have suggested that anyone seen crossing the border illegally should be shot on the spot by border patrol agents, and strung up on any nearby cactus to warn others away. A Republican committee chairmain has endorsed the idea that companies which hire the illegals reward them with water and refried beans only. Talk radio hosts have demanded that English be forcibly administered to the illegals through earphones they're required to wear in public.

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