Print Story ATTN FREEWORLD INFIDELS: COMMUNISM IS BAD
Wizards and Hobbits
By gzt (Tue Nov 16, 2010 at 01:56:02 PM EST) gzt, tune out, insurance, weightlifting, snatch, communism, travel (all tags)
In case anybody has forgotten. Here's a convenient FAQ about how horrible communism was: http://econfaculty.gmu.edu/bcaplan/museum/comfaq.htm

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Print Story weddinating the countryside
Sport
By gzt (Mon Jul 12, 2010 at 01:12:27 PM EST) gzt, snatch (all tags)
weddinating the peasants. Went to a wedding this weekend. Was decent.

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Print Story it's better than bad
Funny stuff
By gzt (Tue Jul 06, 2010 at 01:33:05 PM EST) gzt, snatch (all tags)
It's good!

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Print Story I am the best husband ever.
Law
By gzt (Fri Jul 02, 2010 at 12:59:02 PM EST) gzt, fourth of july, ac, snatch, squats (all tags)
I "invented" cream cheese and avocado sandwiches for teh wife last night. I'm sure they're nothing new, but teh wife really enjoyed them because she likes cream cheese and she likes avocados. I am a genius.

Oh, crap, I forgot to take the garbage out this morning. Well, short-lived victories.


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Print Story A modern major-general.
Gadgets
By gzt (Mon Jun 28, 2010 at 12:21:48 PM EST) gzt, work, vacation, snatch (all tags)
I still have my moustache. I know the scientific names of beings animalculous.

Inside: a poll about working out of office.


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Linux
By gzt (Wed Jun 23, 2010 at 01:14:03 PM EST) gzt, lunch, grilled cheese, snatch, ac, lobster, moustache, friggin' intense (all tags)
It is getting hot around here, so I cut off the beard last night. It would be a shame to get rid of the whole thing, so I left a moustache. It is awesome. I shaved this morning. Awesome.

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Print Story miscalculation: bullitt
Internet
By gzt (Mon Jun 14, 2010 at 11:57:34 AM EST) gzt, lalo schifrin, steve mcqueen, snatch (all tags)
So Teh Wife was babysitting for somebody last night and I was home alone. I decided to watch a  movie she would probably not be interested in seeing. I chose Bullitt with Steve McQueen.

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Print Story I want to go to space. Also: best Chan?
Space
By gzt (Thu Apr 22, 2010 at 02:41:48 PM EST) gzt, drugs, snatch, atlas, chan (all tags)
The moon. Crap like that.

Best Chan: Charlie or Jackie?


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Print Story Day Watch
Latin
By gzt (Fri Apr 16, 2010 at 12:19:59 PM EST) gzt, snatch, squats, work, care, gorilla, tax (all tags)
I remember on my honeymoon trying to watch Day Watch and giving up after 5 minutes. Because it was a bad movie.

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Print Story I'm going to get some coffee.
Money
By gzt (Thu Apr 15, 2010 at 01:40:21 PM EST) gzt, viktory ii, squats, snatch, excel (all tags)
Crap, I was going to bring the ibuprofen to work. Nothing nefarious, don't worry, I just have a minor twinge by my left scapula. I'll slow down on overheads, though I think it was the bench doing it.

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