Print Story And they say that urine is pee.
Field Trip.
Hot women.

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Print Story I love being me so much.
Life is marvellous! I love it all, the marvels and pins and whistles.

I'm doing laundry as we speak! It's in the wash. I sent out an email to a couple lists I'm on about RMG LAUNDRY DAY, told most of my neighbors, it's all so marvellous. Several are participating, though I didn't tell them about HuSi to post it on. If they find it, they can post. If not, whatever. They might send them to me. If so, I may ask about relaying them here.

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Print Story rmg's laundry day
By nathan (Thu Apr 06, 2006 at 11:06:23 AM EST) rmg, gzt, friggin' intense, laundry day, vagina full of centipedes (all tags)
So I washed my jock today.

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Print Story okay, so i've totally quit and everything,
By rmg (Tue Feb 14, 2006 at 06:24:59 PM EST) environmentalism, trolling, rmg (all tags)
but i was looking through my old slashdot posts, which aren't too remarkable in general, i admit, and i came across this one:

i'm telling you, people, they don't make 'em like this anymore. if only i had the karma bonus at the time... also, notice that none of the respondants called me a troll, despite talking about moon bases, intergalactic missile defense, and a senile reagan quote.

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