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By veldmon (Thu May 11, 2006 at 10:05:12 PM EST) cactus, refried, beans, earphones, socialism, capitalists, gypsies, amish, quebecer (all tags)
The illegal immigration debate is heating up in the U.S.A. Some leading Democrats have suggested that anyone seen crossing the border illegally should be shot on the spot by border patrol agents, and strung up on any nearby cactus to warn others away. A Republican committee chairmain has endorsed the idea that companies which hire the illegals reward them with water and refried beans only. Talk radio hosts have demanded that English be forcibly administered to the illegals through earphones they're required to wear in public.

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