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What a week

By BadDoggie (Wed Sep 30, 2009 at 08:25:04 PM EST) sap, more sap, how did BD get so sappy?, poops, pix, pathetic sap (all tags)

Next week we can probably start with the reusable diapers. More babby stuff and things inside. Nowt else, just some parked proud papa ~~shit~~stuff. And things.

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A little custom SQL

By BadDoggie (Wed Aug 12, 2009 at 02:25:52 AM EST) Bellyfrog, the Offspring, poops, more poops (all tags)

INSERT INTO canine_family (fname, mname, sex, bdate, btimeUTC, bweight_gm, blength_cm) VALUES (Mildly, Naughty, F, 20090804, 18:15, 3270, 50); COMMIT;

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It Is Finished.

By MohammedNiyalSayeed (Sun Aug 05, 2007 at 09:32:40 AM EST) what this really means is new tattoo time, droppin kids off at the pool, poops, making of (all tags)

I feel like I've just given birth, though that's likely related to the sheer volume of yesterday's pasta I just pooped out. However, the art project I finally finished pooping out at 1:50 last night is giving me a stronger sense of accomplishment.

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Hot Dog Pad Thai: Because it popped up in auto-complete

By MohammedNiyalSayeed (Tue May 15, 2007 at 07:59:27 PM EST) poops, makin' poops, what's awesome, hotdogpadthai (all tags)

Today's poops were solid, until they were not. Very strange hybrid poops. I suspect the changed timing and sporadic stop/start use of doctor-prescribed pharmaceuticals is having an unwanted, and largely undocumented, effect. Then again, I'm not a doctor. I'm a dude with some weird poops today. Oh, and yesterday.

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Non Developmental Motivic Cells ... THIS DICK.

By MohammedNiyalSayeed (Wed Apr 18, 2007 at 12:40:10 PM EST) Rain and protection from it, friggin' intense, thingamabobs, battles, schneier: douchebag, sandwiches, makin' poops, poops (all tags)

Ether This, Ether That, Eat This Sandwich
Sing the hook, whooooayyyyohhhh.

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I miss Arby's Roast Beef sandwiches.

By MohammedNiyalSayeed (Tue Oct 03, 2006 at 08:36:14 PM EST) friggin' intense, battlestar galactica, getting busy, keeping it real, obfuscated pop culture reference spoilers, your brain on drugs, poops, makin' poops, pinchin' loaves, dropping the kids off at the pool, making dookie, dropping a load, taking a dump (all tags)

They're here, but they're not convenient, nahmean?

Poll: Select the best Krautrock band, win a prize! The prize is knowing that you have excellent selection skills.

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Who the fuck wanna die for their culture?

By MohammedNiyalSayeed (Thu Aug 24, 2006 at 12:14:06 PM EST) friggin' intense, battlestar galactica, getting busy, keeping it real, obfuscated pop culture reference spoilers, your brain on drugs, poops, makin' poops, pinchin' loaves, dropping the kids off at the pool, making dookie, dropping a load, taking a dump, feeding the flowers, meatwad, cally fanfic, role playing, er, should have said RPGs, nerdery, spoilers (all tags)

For real, I keeps it ill like a piece of blue steel
Pointed at your temple with the intent to kill
And end your existance
Ain't no use for resistance

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Can I get a WHAT?

By MohammedNiyalSayeed (Mon Jun 19, 2006 at 05:12:35 PM EST) poops, makin' poops, what's awesome, what's not awesome, insider trading, and more makin' poops (all tags)

PFC!

Before I regale you with tales of my fabulous exploits (which, I assure you, are quite fabulous, indeed), I hereby announce HuSi Poops Fun Challenge, First Daily! The rules are simple; you try to make some poops, you succeed, or you fail, then you submit your poopsmaking effort, which I then trump with the sheer awesomenity of my own poopsmaking abilities, and the ease with which I produce such vile excrement. Then I am declared the winner of Poops Fun Challenge, and the cycle begins anew. Got it? Good. Go make poops. IN THE TOILET, PEOPLE, IN THE FUCKING TOILET. Anyone who makes poops on the floor or in their pants is disqualified for being an asshole, and, quite possibly, a homeless asshole, at that. And we all know that homeless assholes aren't even technically human, and therefore can be killed with impunity. I know where you are, people. I can see you from the Dial-a-view hovering 25 miles above your head. I can see your tiny little subhuman heat signature, and I can see that even tinier steamy brown log coming out of your ass. I'm homing in on that right now. You have mere seconds to live.

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Touched His Junk, Liberally.

By MohammedNiyalSayeed (Sun May 14, 2006 at 04:04:28 PM EST) poops, makin' poops (all tags)

She was a San Franciscan, after all.

Bon appetit, Google.

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Making Poops, For Reals.

By MohammedNiyalSayeed (Thu May 04, 2006 at 06:19:15 AM EST) prarie doggin', friggin' intense, battlestar galactica, getting busy, keeping it real, obfuscated pop culture reference spoilers, your brain on drugs, poops, makin' poops, pinchin' loaves, dropping the kids off at the pool, making dookie, dropping a load, taking a dump, feeding the flowers, meatwad, cally fanfic, role playing, er, should have said RPGs, nerdery, spoilers (all tags)

What's more EXTREME than having sex?

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So how do I get myself an NSK Passport, anyway?

By MohammedNiyalSayeed (Tue Mar 21, 2006 at 05:32:32 AM EST) 80s, cars, devo, why i rock, how i rock, that i rock, makin' poops, poops, poop-loving cowwqas, freemasonry, new world order, neue slovakian kunst, washington dc city planning, historical plaigerism, modern plaigerism, historical intellectual property theft, traditions and intellectual property theft, it always ends in tears, todd rundgren sucks ass, pugs (all tags)

Ramblings, and an important poll.

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I am a pretty satisfactory dude.

By MohammedNiyalSayeed (Mon Mar 13, 2006 at 06:21:22 AM EST) cowqqa loving coqs, puppies, poops, makin' poops, friggin' intense, the wisdom of t-rex, cow hampshire, samantha brown, sangwitches, cyril and john cusack and how they're totally not related, bouillabaisse economics, boss idiocy, battlestar galactica, cally is a masochist, internet animals (all tags)

Music just has a bunch of notes that I am entirely unable to relate to in any emotional context. On account of my untrained ears and my magnificent manly heart?

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