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My father’s family name being Canine,

and my atheist names Really Evil, my infant tongue could make of all  names nothing longer or more explicit than "Reelk". If last Wednesday was your birthday but you only told me this an hour ago, you don't get to be angry at me for not baking you a cake.

Poll: commuter etiquette
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