Print Story Eureka!
By ReallyEvilCanine (Sun Dec 24, 2006 at 06:25:44 AM EST) fat, BMI, nanny state (all tags)
I've just come up with the perfect invention to deal with fast food and obesity. Should I patent it?

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Print Story Drivin' down the fast lane late one night
By Breaker (Tue Feb 28, 2006 at 05:22:50 AM EST) thieving chav scum, nanny state, BIG DOGS COCK (all tags)
I saw somethin' in my mirror comin up on the right
A fire red roadster pulled next to my ride, it was too dark to see the driver inside
I heard a voice though I couldn't see the face and it asked me if I wanted to race
Then he lit a cigarette and by the light I could see I was talkin' to the Devil, he was talkin' to me

You fucking thieving chav scum!
Dirty C++!

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