Print Story My wife won't be around tonight.
By gzt (Fri Mar 19, 2010 at 01:51:50 PM EST) gzt, piercings, makeup (all tags)
She'll be in the suburbs or something. I might cry. And expel multicolored phlegm from my lungs. The latter aspect of my evening is unrelated, it would happen no matter what.

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