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Funny stuff
By gzt (Tue Apr 27, 2010 at 01:06:08 PM EST) gzt, salmon of knowledge, jerk, wallet, death (all tags)
I wish I had this book while growing up. I would have enjoyed it. However, I sucked my thumb to gain access to the oil of the salmon of knowledge, so the book's warning may not have deterred me.

10 bonus gzt points to the first person who gets that.

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Religion & Philosophy
By gzt (Thu Aug 27, 2009 at 12:16:33 PM EST) gzt, lunch, elbow, jerk, job, salvation, benadryl (all tags)
I wasn't sleeping terribly well last night. As usual. At around two, I got up to use the bathroom (a first defense if I'm not sleeping well, since sometimes I don't notice I need to until I stand up, but my body is aware enough to wake me up), then rolled around in bed for 20 minutes and got up. My allergies were bugging me, so I thought to kill two birds with one stone by taking a Benadryl. I ended up sleeping in. That was pretty good.

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