Print Story I am the best husband ever.
By gzt (Fri Jul 02, 2010 at 12:59:02 PM EST) gzt, fourth of july, ac, snatch, squats (all tags)
I "invented" cream cheese and avocado sandwiches for teh wife last night. I'm sure they're nothing new, but teh wife really enjoyed them because she likes cream cheese and she likes avocados. I am a genius.

Oh, crap, I forgot to take the garbage out this morning. Well, short-lived victories.

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