Inside, a description of the damage and given that the ship is in drydock, I get the chance to talk properly about football for a change.
(This diary is mostly about footy, so if you're not interested, walk on by.)
<<Camera zooms into the bridge of a battered WW2, tricked out with a whole bunch of alarms, warning lights and controls that all seem to mysteriously date from 1966.>>
<<Shouting... off screen>>
Damn Paraguayan shelling, we're taking water...
But Sir, we came through? They barely got a shot on target?
Aye lad... but...
Over the flip:
Why you should be full of good cheer about the chances of Engerlandlandland in the Association Football fracas about to get underway im Deutschland.
We survived a trip to Buffalo!
To The Emperor!
They run and hide their heads
throwing in a diary
Books I've Read This Year 2022
Industrial Magic and Light
Men in Black 3 [DVD] 
Kolchak - The Night Stalker
Voodoo Histories: The Role of the Conspiracy Theory in Shaping Modern History
Bad Samaritans: The Myth of Free Trade and the Secret History of Capitalism
Thursday December 22nd
- To those that give (8 comments)
Thursday November 10th
- In Memoriam (9 comments)
Tuesday August 23rd
- Eight days (30 comments)
Saturday August 13th
- Thoughts on the riots (25 comments)
Monday August 1st
- On the way between there and here. (6 comments)
Wednesday July 6th
- So where was I? (12 comments)
Friday July 1st
- Automatic Asshole Correction (15 comments)
Sunday May 22nd
- We owe it to each other to tell stories. (10 comments)
Monday May 9th
- There was, once. (21 comments)
Wednesday April 27th
- Another good moment (10 comments)