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By anonimouse (Tue Sep 01, 2015 at 12:43:06 PM EST) family, furries, working life (all tags)
I can't be arsed to write an intro

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Print Story Let's talk about sweat, shall we?
By ObviousTroll (Sat Jun 27, 2009 at 07:44:46 PM EST) cycling, family (all tags)
I made an interesting physiological discovery about myself today.

Weighed myself this morning. Came in at 241 pounds. Then I went and did some chores at the church, then embarked on a 40 mile bike ride in the July sun. During and after the ride, I consumed ~ 1 gallon of liquids. Then I went to get a shower.

Before the shower, I weighed myself. Came in at 236 pounds.

Including the liquids I drank, that means that I lost 13 pounds of water during my bike ride.

Admittedly, some of that was lost through respiration, but still. That's a lot of sweat.

Inside: More about the bike ride but, fortunately, nothing else about how much I sweat.

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Print Story Milestones
By Gedvondur (Tue Jan 20, 2009 at 10:12:42 AM EST) death, Ron, uncles, family, Obama, hope (all tags)
Death and inauguration. 

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Print Story Trip to Liverpool FAIL
By BadDoggie (Sun Oct 26, 2008 at 10:35:51 PM EST) Liverpool, family (all tags)
And by "FAIL" I mean all of RIG's predictions.

Mum: Likes me.
Bro: Likes me.
Dad: Talked to me continually.
Gran: Likes me.
Friends: Failed to try to humiliate me.

Bullet-point diary. I've been holding back on being as smug as I should be since she clearly displays her lack of amusement with such an attitude and 9 of 10 fingernails are undamaged and sharp.

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Print Story Canning
By MostlyHarmless (Wed Oct 15, 2008 at 10:21:35 PM EST) canning, fish, family, memories, comments that became diaries (all tags)
September always meant the same thing to me: the return to school and the inevitable frenetic week of canning that resulted after my cousin's ex Michel appeared out of the blue.

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Print Story My snatch needs a lot of work
By alprazolam (Mon Jul 28, 2008 at 08:00:06 AM EST) food, fun, fornicating, family (all tags)
been sooo long.

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Print Story 0430
By ObviousTroll (Sun Apr 27, 2008 at 01:06:03 AM EST) sleep, family, whining (all tags)
I wake up, stagger to the bathroom, notice the living room light is on, go down stairs...

SWHTL is sitting in my recliner playing solitaire - too sore to sleep, can't relax.

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Print Story Attention Web Surfing Infidels
By ObviousTroll (Mon Mar 17, 2008 at 05:35:07 AM EST) family, melodrama, nightmares, whining (all tags)
I overhauled my site. Feedback is appreciated.

Now it's only one major release behind the current version of Drupal, instead of 2 and some change.

Inside: a re-cap of my whiny, pointless existence including the nastiest nightmare I ever had.

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Print Story I am still here
By duxup (Tue Aug 21, 2007 at 12:13:33 PM EST) photography, friends, family (all tags)

Friends Visit
The Wife
Traveling to Chicago
Photography talk that has nothing to do with actual photography

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Print Story Vacationland
By aethucyn (Sun Aug 12, 2007 at 01:50:56 PM EST) maine, vacation, family, nostalgia (all tags)
Alternate title: Ah youth! Pass the bottle.

A weekend away coupled with a trip into my past.

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Print Story Cryptic diary
By anonimouse (Wed Jul 18, 2007 at 12:34:00 PM EST) family, law, police, dog (all tags)
Well it's been a weird day.

Update [2007-7-19 6:27:50 by anonimouse]: Cluestick, but not the entire cluestick

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Print Story Best. Weekend. Ev4r.
By ObviousTroll (Mon Dec 18, 2006 at 07:11:58 AM EST) family, vacation, broadway, happy (all tags)
Inside: I have more fun than clock, although without the gingerbread.

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Print Story What's up, doc?
By ana (Fri Oct 20, 2006 at 08:46:56 AM EST) traffic, family, bulleted lists, critters (all tags)
11 days' retrospective

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Print Story this past day
By yankeehack (Fri Jun 30, 2006 at 07:13:29 PM EST) death, family, pondering, life goes on (all tags)
Went to the funeral, stuff to look forward to.

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Print Story Friday.
And Fridays are for fun, you fucking fucks.

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Print Story Washington, D. C. Diaries, Days 2 thru N
By ObviousTroll (Wed Apr 12, 2006 at 03:55:36 PM EST) photo, family, vacation, folksonomies are just a fad (all tags)
Sorry, for not replying to your comments on my previous diary - I had to choose between $10/day internet access and two more beers with dinner each night and, you know, I really like beer.

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Print Story Being Drunk With Family
I'm not sure exactly when family get-togethers became an excuse to down a bottle of rye, but I'm certainly not against this new tradition.

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Print Story All You Can Eat
By theboz (Wed Mar 08, 2006 at 05:54:37 AM EST) Exercise, Dancing, Women, Work, Family, TV, Movies, Basketball (all tags)
$3.99 for all you can eat?
Well, I'm a stuff my face to a funki beat!
We're gonna walk inside, and guess what's up:
Put some food in my plate, and some Coke in my cup
Give me some chicken, franks, and fries
And you can pass me a lettuce. I'm a pass it by
So keep shoveling, (Ha!) onto my plate
Give me some sweets and lots of cake
Give me some hot Macaroni and Cheese!
Give me, some more food PLEASE!!!!
Give me some buloni, salami, and ham
Toast with butter and strawberry jam
I love it whether the food is cold or hot
Put a burger on the plate, and it'll hit the spot
We'll eat everything. An incredible feat
$3.99 for all you can eat!

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