Print Story I feel sorry for you furriners that don't have the best health care in the world
By georgeha (Fri Feb 05, 2010 at 10:52:39 AM EST) emo, Ren Faire, HCR, it's a hard life for a pimp, math (all tags)
Are you at least allowed to suck on willow bark?

Plus Hustle & Flow, Adventureland, tunic like whoa, Guadalcanal, cleaning, birthday party, quadratics and set notation and less.

Poll: Ginger, Maryanne, Lisa P or Em?

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Print Story Thousands of shoes, but none for me
By georgeha (Wed Oct 17, 2007 at 07:58:05 AM EST) emo, downtown is a ghost town, discworld (all tags)
Plus Thud! Dig! trying new things, cookies and the metro news.

Poll: Best thing about the World Series?

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Print Story A Day in the Life
Working life
By ReallyEvilCanine (Fri Sep 15, 2006 at 02:53:55 AM EST) A Day in the Life, WTF, emo, hagiography, pie (all tags)

While it doesn't really come across here, I actually do like helping people, so much so that I occasionally do something very stupid: I risk my job.

So why am I always bitching about fuckwits? Well, first of all, they're fuckwits. I tell them how to fix their problems and they ignore me. But more importantly it's an outlet. It's funny when I look back at it but it's exasperating when it happens. And I can write in an amusing manner when I'm angry about something. Also, I chose this nickname specifically to make it clear that this persona is a fucking bastard.

x-posted to the blog, sans poll

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Print Story Torpedos...
By Metatone (Mon Jun 19, 2006 at 11:01:10 AM EST) emo, whining, technology sucks, footy, argentina full of centi-passes (all tags)
have put the good ship Mindless Optimism into drydock.

Inside, a description of the damage and given that the ship is in drydock, I get the chance to talk properly about football for a change.

(This diary is mostly about footy, so if you're not interested, walk on by.)

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Print Story This Whiny Emo edition of The Riceowlguy Diary(TM)
By riceowlguy (Tue Apr 11, 2006 at 01:23:30 PM EST) work, spring, emo, halibut, boobies (all tags)
is brought to you by nice weather, missing my friends, and having to be at work.

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Print Story I have no soundproof padded room
By georgeha (Wed Mar 15, 2006 at 07:45:10 AM EST) peabodies, emo, stress, Arlen Ness (all tags)
and I must scream. Stress level is orange, and rising.

Plus, My hump my hump, It's like Soviet Russia, I'm getting tired of wind, an unexpected use for snowplows, Apple records for Aqualung, Pirates, carburetor, and less.

Poll: Why does Dubya keep visiting New York?

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Print Story Excuse me, I asked for my alternative music without the emo
By georgeha (Mon Feb 20, 2006 at 07:47:05 AM EST) emo, health insurance, phlegm, farting, FSM (all tags)
TISG for the White STripes

Plus, irreponsible tenants, the tedious updating of my body's decrepitude, flatulence and the FSM, stupid fricking flexspend interface and less!

Poll: Best day in February to have a bday?

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