Print Story oxi day
By gzt (Fri Oct 28, 2022 at 02:25:48 PM EST) gzt, esperanto, french, chess, chicago, eggs, oxi day, fascism (all tags)
all right folks, it's OXI DAY. Just say no to fascists. or, rather, "Alors, c'est la guerre," to them.

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Print Story Tave Kosi
By Gedvondur (Wed Nov 06, 2013 at 04:40:07 PM EST) Recipes, tave kosi, lamb, rice, yogurt, eggs (all tags)
I again share a recipe, one that I'm not as fond of this time.

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Print Story Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think
By gzt (Tue May 04, 2010 at 03:03:44 PM EST) gzt, 70s big, squats, piano, eggs, oblom (all tags)
As a man, or at least as a sociopath, I do not have feelings and think instead. The source of the title quote is contested, but I pulled it from somebody at IGX.

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Print Story Where's my friggin' blood pressure machine?!
By gzt (Wed Dec 16, 2009 at 12:17:59 PM EST) gzt, flight, zma, sleep, healthy, eggs (all tags)
In the old building, there was a blood pressure machine right around the corner. I would often wander down there while thinking and get another couple numbers to look at. I like numbers. And measurements. Now that I'm back in the HQ, I have no clue where to turn for my numbers fix. Motherfuckers.

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Print Story Spam
By ucblockhead (Mon May 15, 2006 at 01:15:36 PM EST) spam, beans, eggs, ham, bacon (all tags)
Dealing with spam.

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By ad hoc (Thu Apr 20, 2006 at 10:06:36 AM EST) work, horn blowing, eggs (all tags)
Disclaimer: the following information is exclusive to the HuSi universe and is available nowhere else on earth.

Lucky you.

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Print Story Happy Dead Jesus Day, Everyone!
By MissTrish (Fri Apr 14, 2006 at 01:38:21 PM EST) dead jesus, zombie jesus, sins, bunnies, eggs, furries, vagina full of centipedes (all tags)
Jesus died for bunnies. And coloured eggs.

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Print Story He Bit Me!
By LilFlightTest (Thu Mar 16, 2006 at 07:24:02 AM EST) fissies, eggs, angelfish, spawn (all tags)
Mister Stripey bit me, but i was messing around with his potential offspring, so i deserved it.

he and his mate, Little Gold, are about to become parents for the first time. i'm waiting for the utter confusion when the eggs turn to wigglers.

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Print Story Crepes of Wrath
By squigs (Wed Mar 01, 2006 at 03:39:41 AM EST) pancakes, floar, milk, eggs, whisk, pour into frying pan, flip, add toppings to taste. (all tags)
Poll: Did you eat pancakes on the pancake day con?

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