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By crispyduck (Tue Sep 02, 2008 at 07:10:25 AM EST) cycling, business, geocaching, cows, moo, dorset, cheese (all tags)
I've been meaning to post one of these things forever, I have been lurking somewhat but then some people said some things and I realised it's been quite a long time... At least I've still posted more recently than spiralx. ;)

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Print Story Screwed. $9k screwed.
By coryking (Fri Aug 31, 2007 at 10:10:43 AM EST) suck, business, doing your mom (all tags)
  1. Contractor C and business B agree on a three month contract.
  2. Business B is owned by $LONGTIMEFRIEND
  3. Business B gives partial deposit for 9k.
  4. Said deposit is from a personal check of business b's Investor Z.
  5. Business B also had investor Z write other checks to other vendors totating amount $BIGNUMBER.
  6. Investor Z turns out to be a 25 year old kid whos dad transfered $BIGNUMBER from Investor Z's joint checking account.
  7. Investor Z does not have money to cover $BIGNUMBER and bounces all checks written on behalf of Business B.
  8. Contractor C gets screwed
  9. Business B gets screwed
  10. ???
  11. Profit

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Print Story Data. Fucking. Base. Bitches.
By coryking (Tue May 02, 2006 at 09:18:24 PM EST) Postgres, life, lack of life, business, your mom (all tags)
It's all about the database.  Literally.  I'll tell you why.

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