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By ReallyEvilCanine (Fri Jul 09, 2010 at 09:36:18 AM EST) communications skills, backstabbing, memory (all tags)
Internal Ticket: DE1755-FG12
From: REC
Subject: Smee again. Moar mail quota pleez
Summary: GeeMale gives me seven gigs per account but I can't use them for corporate mail. Please increase my one account here to 500MB.

Poll: Weather: what's worse?
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By ReallyEvilCanine (Fri Jan 25, 2008 at 06:29:28 AM EST) A Day in the Life, wtf, back--up, backstabbing, management, pie (all tags)
I Got Your Back

I am the worldwide expert in $Subject. I have been the worldwide expert in it for years. Cow-orkers all come to me for assistance. Programmers, when they have to make a new fix for $Subject, come to me. PM asks me. Our customers' upper fucking management gets sent to talk to me.

Poll: appropriate response
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By ReallyEvilCanine (Tue Apr 10, 2007 at 04:51:23 AM EST) A Day in the Life, Unicode mess, backstabbing, WTF, pie (all tags)
Stop, Thief!

A few years ago there was a big row over tickets being reassigned to other monkeys rather than having the helping monkey be added as an assist. The Asia-Pacific region was the worst offender, constantly taking tickets from people who'd put a lot of work into them and reassigning them to their own monkeys, justifying the action because the customer called outside of the other regions' working hours. I thought it had been resolved.

I thought wrong.

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