Hulver's site || babies

We are not horrible parents

By BadDoggie (Sun Aug 16, 2009 at 06:21:51 AM EST) newborns, babies, pacifiers, dummies, when the fuck do we get to sleep again??? (all tags)

Eleven days in, Little Mistress MildlyNaughtyPuppy prefers to sleep all day and party all night. A 24-year-old Papa would probably have beamed with pride at this, a 44-year-old Papa not so much so. Both of us read piles of research and peer-reviewed studies (along with thousands of sites loaded with anecdotal "wisdom") in an effort to Not Fuck Up.

Intellectually we knew all the pros and cons. Physically and mentally we're both already ravaged. It's not her fault and we'd never blame her for being a baby, but sooner or later, well... we gave in.

(40 comments, 827 words in story) Full Story

Daddy's Pop-up Girl

By BadDoggie (Sun Jun 07, 2009 at 06:06:58 PM EST) babies, book, pop-up, animals, zomgwtfarewedoing111shiftone (all tags)

Social necessities required I attend a meeting betwixt my wife and two other English-speaking expats today after picking up some books and DVDs from some Scottish bloke. It being just past my birthday, just prior to RIG's and with Mildly Naughty Puppy's arrival imminent, gifts were presented.

I probably won't actually be solving the sudoku turlet paper but Mildly Naughty Puppy's gift could only have been even excellenter if it had been in English.

(10 comments, 371 words in story) Full Story

The Big thebozski

By theboz (Mon Apr 30, 2007 at 12:54:41 PM EST) babies, pranks, pain (all tags)

Lots of stuff has gone in in the past four days or so. I'll try to give a chronological update, but I'll probably miss a lot and have to edit this a few times.

Also, with myself and the McClocky's, isn't it time to have a "Babies" or "Breeder" topic icon?

(14 comments, 2651 words in story) Full Story

Stardust

By littlestar (Mon Mar 19, 2007 at 04:44:49 AM EST) babies, kids, boobs, choir, music, apologies (all tags)

We've got sex and intrigue (and a boobie blast from the past), we've got children, we've got friends... it's a kaleidescope of humanity folks.

(31 comments, 1463 words in story) Full Story

I posted this diary an hour ago

By theboz (Mon Mar 12, 2007 at 09:40:29 AM EST) al pastor, tornadoes, babies, TVs, alligators (all tags)

However, hulver forgot to apply the DST patch for Scoop.

Inside, what I expect to be a lengthy diary about stuff and things, and a little bit of whatnot.

(25 comments, 960 words in story) Full Story

on tiny updates

By clock (Tue Jan 23, 2007 at 04:49:42 AM EST) babies, boobies, music, whining (all tags)

"why are you pulling the hair on my leg?"

"because i want you to hurt."

"huh. ...ok... i'm so putting that in my diary."

"whatever."

(40 comments, 794 words in story) Full Story

First Steps

By codemonkey uk (Thu Apr 06, 2006 at 05:59:39 AM EST) babies (all tags)

The Good: Karl took his first steps this morning.

(15 comments, 48 words in story) Full Story

It has become clear to me that i am a robot

By 256 (Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 07:49:43 AM EST) babies (all tags)

built for the sole purpose of creating imperfect copies of myself.

(14 comments, 685 words in story) Full Story


Make a new account
Username:
Password: