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Eleven days in, Little Mistress MildlyNaughtyPuppy prefers to sleep all day and party all night. A 24-year-old Papa would probably have beamed with pride at this, a 44-year-old Papa not so much so. Both of us read piles of research and peer-reviewed studies (along with thousands of sites loaded with anecdotal "wisdom") in an effort to Not Fuck Up.

Intellectually we knew all the pros and cons. Physically and mentally we're both already ravaged. It's not her fault and we'd never blame her for being a baby, but sooner or later, well... we gave in.

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Print Story Daddy's Pop-up Girl
By BadDoggie (Sun Jun 07, 2009 at 06:06:58 PM EST) babies, book, pop-up, animals, zomgwtfarewedoing111shiftone (all tags)
Social necessities required I attend a meeting betwixt my wife and two other English-speaking expats today after picking up some books and DVDs from some Scottish bloke. It being just past my birthday, just prior to RIG's and with Mildly Naughty Puppy's arrival imminent, gifts were presented.

I probably won't actually be solving the sudoku turlet paper but Mildly Naughty Puppy's gift could only have been even excellenter if it had been in English.

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Print Story The Big thebozski
By theboz (Mon Apr 30, 2007 at 12:54:41 PM EST) babies, pranks, pain (all tags)
Lots of stuff has gone in in the past four days or so. I'll try to give a chronological update, but I'll probably miss a lot and have to edit this a few times.

Also, with myself and the McClocky's, isn't it time to have a "Babies" or "Breeder" topic icon?

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Print Story Stardust
By littlestar (Mon Mar 19, 2007 at 04:44:49 AM EST) babies, kids, boobs, choir, music, apologies (all tags)
We've got sex and intrigue (and a boobie blast from the past), we've got children, we've got friends... it's a kaleidescope of humanity folks.

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Print Story I posted this diary an hour ago
By theboz (Mon Mar 12, 2007 at 09:40:29 AM EST) al pastor, tornadoes, babies, TVs, alligators (all tags)
However, hulver forgot to apply the DST patch for Scoop.

Inside, what I expect to be a lengthy diary about stuff and things, and a little bit of whatnot.

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Print Story on tiny updates
By clock (Tue Jan 23, 2007 at 04:49:42 AM EST) babies, boobies, music, whining (all tags)
"why are you pulling the hair on my leg?"

"because i want you to hurt."

"huh.  ...ok...  i'm so putting that in my diary."


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Print Story First Steps
By codemonkey uk (Thu Apr 06, 2006 at 05:59:39 AM EST) babies (all tags)
The Good: Karl took his first steps this morning.

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Print Story It has become clear to me that i am a robot
By 256 (Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 07:49:43 AM EST) babies (all tags)
built for the sole purpose of creating imperfect copies of myself.

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