I am annoying, I am not trying to troll but I end up trolling anyway. I think even Gandhi might want to take a punch at me if I wrote a comment to him. I'm also boring, nobody likes me because I am uninteresting. I have little to no interests in almost anything.

I've been out of work since 2002. I've been trying to keep up with computer advancements and technology. I used to write very good Visual BASIC 6.0 code with MS SQL Server databases.

I’ve got some questions about how planets and moons work and I need to know if a possible RPG creation of mine is an impossibility.

Full explanation inside:

Oil vs. Gas heat.

Reading: "The Temporal Void". Advice: Smartphones, holiday? Web.

At work we are about to start a real large project and we are looking for good project management software.  This is for a software development project, by the way.

Now the company I work for is cheap, real cheap.  (No Christmas bonus cheap.)  So we need something that's free or at least easy to pirate.  Any suggestions?

As always, I thank you in advance!

I should be there in less than 24 hours.  Does anyone have anything they think I have to do in Amsterdam, other than the obvious? (Although feel free to emphasize the obvious anyways if you feel like it).  I'm also curious about cellphones; I don't have any first-hand experience with cells in Europe at all, and I'm going to need one despite only being there two weeks.

I'm migrating all our servers to a new host, which seems like a good opportunity to fix some annoying things.

In particular email: At the moment we're using exim4 and some pop3 server or another and squirrel-mail.

Whenever they ask me to create a new email account, I have to add a new user account for the whole machine. Making an /etc/passwd entry, giving shell access (which I then take away again), making a home directory etc. All just so they can collect email.

This seems inefficent

Me. Digital camera advice? Reading: "Three Days to Never".

Ubuntu vs. OS X: cage printer match!

Weather! Chills and Excitement!

An attempt to break the silence.

Holiday plans. Web.

well, i finished it.

I'm looking for new jobs because I'm being paid less than 2/3 my value and my boss is a total immature asshole, who is too young and not even close to being ready to manage.

Anyway, all the books on interviewing tell you to always be positive and never speak poorly of your present employer.

Of course, many employers ask me why I want to leave my job after a little more than a year.  I don't have a particularly good answer.

Puter problems.

But first, go read the Writing Fun Challenge stories, and vote, before the end of the upcoming weekend.

And now, on with the home networking query.

One thing more: the spellchecker doesn't like cowwqas.

Dull, dull, dull.

Interview, art portfolio suggestions

Poll: hippies