Hulver's site || alcohol

Have a drink on me

By anonimouse (Thu Sep 03, 2015 at 03:20:46 AM EST) prosecco, alcohol (all tags)

So I'm staying at this fairly inexpensive hotel not a million miles away from Gatwick Airport...

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Ketoacidosis

By BadDoggie (Sat Oct 27, 2012 at 08:04:21 AM EST) ketosis, ketoacidosis, smelly, stinky, death breath, alcohol, pancreas, vagipede full of cenntas (all tags)

Cholesterol: well over two-fitty.
Diet: calorie-rich, fat-heavy, butter even after you scream, "¡No mas!"
Disease: under control.
Stench: unbearable.

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Fluid

By gzt (Mon Nov 08, 2010 at 01:42:59 PM EST) gzt, cardboard boxes, fluid, aubrey, maturin, squats, alcohol, female rage, bad sermon (all tags)

Fluid puts U and I together.

QUESTION: Cardboard boxes as toys. Is this awesome? Y/n?

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bombed the LSAT!!

By nathan (Sun Jul 01, 2007 at 09:38:34 AM EST) lsat, gzt, bombed, bomb, death, alcohol, 177 (all tags)

Oh man, I knew it was coming. I was slugging through the books, but it was coming, it was coming, and then... it came.

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