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By gzt (Fri Jul 02, 2010 at 12:59:02 PM EST) gzt, fourth of july, ac, snatch, squats (all tags)
I "invented" cream cheese and avocado sandwiches for teh wife last night. I'm sure they're nothing new, but teh wife really enjoyed them because she likes cream cheese and she likes avocados. I am a genius.

Oh, crap, I forgot to take the garbage out this morning. Well, short-lived victories.

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By gzt (Wed Jun 23, 2010 at 01:14:03 PM EST) gzt, lunch, grilled cheese, snatch, ac, lobster, moustache, friggin' intense (all tags)
It is getting hot around here, so I cut off the beard last night. It would be a shame to get rid of the whole thing, so I left a moustache. It is awesome. I shaved this morning. Awesome.

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