Print Story There was a hair in my buffalo mozzarella
By BadDoggie (Sat Aug 24, 2013 at 03:27:00 PM EST) lame, ass, poosticks, yawn, vagina full of predictions (all tags)
It's that season, and (water-)buffalo mozz is available for only 4× what the regular stuff costs. The difference is a bit of tang which is lost if you dare put any basil paste, balsamic (white or regular) or pretty much anything else on it.

The difference between the cheap shit from Aldi and the expensive stuff from Italian gourmet shops run by PhD-Chem virgins who studied for 20 years in the Japanese style is the difference between Exxon and Shell 93 octane gasoline/petrol.

Also, any fucking TV series wannabe who calls the cheese "mootz" or "mootsaRella" can die in a fire that I have NSA double-secret probationary clearance to set.

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Print Story Shock diary entry
By Dr H0ffm4n (Thu Feb 08, 2007 at 04:00:05 AM EST) yawn, lists, work, stuff (all tags)
The problem with not writing a diary for a while is that you keep putting off writing a diary because there's just too much stuff to relate and it's a major effort.

Who am I kidding? Like there's really been that much happen since last April...

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Print Story Happy Holidays HuSi.
By Alice Pulley (Thu Dec 14, 2006 at 01:02:16 AM EST) Yawn, nothing interesting, etc (all tags)
I'm off after tomorrow. As I my plans for tomorrow involve very limited online time and lots of chatting/eating other peoples Xmas sweets time (I'm winding down), thought I would say that now.

POLL: Xmas?

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