Print Story A Day in the Life -- Suit yourself
By ReallyEvilCanine (Wed Apr 07, 2010 at 10:43:01 AM EST) Harmonization, shitbags, The System, Tower Defense (all tags)
Suit yourself

Dear $MistarManager, I told you this would happen. The entire method is wrong. Since you think you know better than me what I can resolve and demand I resolve whatever steaming pile of shit you dump into my queue, my resolution times have drastically increased. And that little "give back" that we coupldn't be given more than two of these steaming piles of shit per day has really come back to bite you in the ass, hasn't it?

Best snacking nut
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Print Story A Day in the Life
Working life
By ReallyEvilCanine (Thu Jul 10, 2008 at 05:22:49 AM EST) A Day in the Life, WTF, Mini-Me, The System, training, fuckwits, pie (all tags)

I have three days to catch up on all my tickets which no one looked at during my entire week of training. Customers are pissed. I've been officially pulled out of The System. Nevertheless, there's a Ticket Assignment Notification which just showed up in my mailbox. The System knows best.

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