I like my new android phone.

it's pretty cool

but enough about my phone

I had a decent weekend.

I think, since I have some time, I might try to learn a little more programming, since it will be handy to be able to write something a little better than the small scripts I'm capable of doing.

Because there's lots of slices (golfing term for missing the ball) in a round (golfing term for a game of golf).

thing.

Inside: fuckers, more fuckers, odd and stuff

way-ooh

inside instructions on how to make a MFC entry in less than 10 minutes.

Tiebreak: Boom Boom Boom let me hear you say ....

$3.99 for all you can eat?
Well, I'm a stuff my face to a funki beat!
We're gonna walk inside, and guess what's up:
Put some food in my plate, and some Coke in my cup
Give me some chicken, franks, and fries
And you can pass me a lettuce. I'm a pass it by
So keep shoveling, (Ha!) onto my plate
Give me some sweets and lots of cake
Give me some hot Macaroni and Cheese!
Give me, some more food PLEASE!!!!
Give me some buloni, salami, and ham
Toast with butter and strawberry jam
I love it whether the food is cold or hot
Put a burger on the plate, and it'll hit the spot
We'll eat everything. An incredible feat
$3.99 for all you can eat!

I am happy. Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very happy.

Remember those long and sordid stories about the looooosers from the bar next door? You know, the ones screaming Vulgar with a capital-V language at the top of their lungs? The ones that use my foyer as a urinal? The one with the staff that just won't shut the fuck up? The ones that use my front garden and their own personal smoking lounge?

Topics:

Sleep patterns
Frontline: Iraqi Insurgents
Sick as %#$@!
Age of Empires: The Age of Kings (Nintendo DS)
TV Solution
Work: 3rd Shift
Kids World
Mom Status: Chemotherapy