By ReallyEvilCanine (Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 03:52:53 AM EST) A Day in the Life, Mister Splashy Pants, Greenpeace, trolling, paybacks are a bitch, fuckwit, pie (all tags)
Be Careful What You Wish For
Confession is supposed to be good for the soul. I hope it helps mine. I feel so dirty, not about what I did but certainly about the results. My actions helped spark new interest in an organisation I wish would go away because their real interest is "brand awareness" rather than their stated and perceived goals. They're so bad that one of their founders left in disgust and started a new group which uses its funds for action rather than more fund-raising and showy but pointless gestures.
The secret's revealed here, Richard. I am responsible for that damned whale being called "Mr. Splashy Pants". I didn't make up the name (that honour goes to Omar Zayed), but I made it popular.
Pointless poll included.
x-posted to da brog.
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