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No One can Strike me like You Do.

By MisterQueue (Sun Nov 23, 2008 at 05:29:05 PM EST) MisterQueue is a Fucker!, I have a shrink gun!, Rambling, Roaming, Shaving cream filled balloons, the whodilly, machomp (all tags)

I haven't done this in quite some time. Let's see how this goes I guess. Then again I may just delete this and you'll never see it. Only time will tell.

Some things are true, other things merely ring true. Everything is true. Some things are False. Everything is False. Some things are True.

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Surprise Saturday Queuestions!

By MisterQueue (Sat Aug 09, 2008 at 03:29:50 PM EST) MisterQueue is a Fucker, I have a shrink gun!, birds, queuestions, you knew what this was, do you want the moustache on or off? (all tags)

I am feeling nostalgic... are you?

Are you... ready? Do you have... protection?

Poll: How does it feel?

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Making a Wish

By MisterQueue (Thu Mar 27, 2008 at 05:42:29 PM EST) MisterQueue is a Fucker, I have a shrink gun!, Teary Eyed Wonders of Yore, Who's the dough vixen? (all tags)

I walked to a town, where all of us burn.

Poll: What is driving you right now?

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Nobody Raise your Voices

By MisterQueue (Sun Mar 23, 2008 at 12:41:01 PM EST) MisterQueue is a Fucker!, Gamblor, Glottis, Drama, 30, Who knows, I have a shrink gun! (all tags)

It's been a long time, long time now....

Poll: Cain got a milk-eyed mule from the Auction, Abel got a...

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AudioDrome

By MisterQueue (Thu Oct 26, 2006 at 05:57:33 AM EST) MisterQueue is a Fucker, I have a shrink gun!, Open your Gate Doctor, Unhappy MACNAM Unhappy MACNAM!, Keep it sweet beat, Swelling with Joy and Jam (all tags)

Ode to a small lump of a Radio that, much like Ric Ocasek's best friend's girl, used to be mine.

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Another View of My Monthly Review Today

By MisterQueue (Wed Oct 18, 2006 at 06:22:51 AM EST) MisterQueue is a Fucker, I have a shrink gun!, high school like whining and ranting, punching the wind, nosebleeds and the women who love them, what's my motivation?, I know a guy whose name is actually (all tags)

Mostly work stuff today, I know.. this is quite a change. I suspect this will be less rambly too, but we'll see.

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Lead Asbestos

By MisterQueue (Mon Oct 09, 2006 at 05:01:32 AM EST) MisterQueue is a Fucker, I have a shrink gun!, Pretty maids never line up in rows for they are more like columns, Kill All the Marmites, Jonesin' for some Bonesin', Whoodilly? (all tags)

Random Perishable Goods Inside:

Open Before 10/13/08 or prepare to be overwrought with bacteria and a general feeling of discontent.

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San Francisco Chronicles Pt. 1

By MisterQueue (Sat Sep 23, 2006 at 10:42:43 AM EST) MisterQueue is a Fucker, I have a shrink gun!, My name is Emmanuel Ravelli (all tags)

Let's see if I can remember all the things I tried to remind myself to remember.

(Non-Fiction this time)

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No, Don't Insist I'm Already Hurt

By MisterQueue (Thu Sep 21, 2006 at 05:10:54 PM EST) MisterQueue is a Fucker, I have a shrink gun!, buying peaches at a low price, they have cheaper eggs in Malta (all tags)

Follow-up to yesterday's tale, due to popular demand. Take the poll. If "no" is the common consensus I'll stop, promise.

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What's Left of Me?

By MisterQueue (Wed Sep 20, 2006 at 05:55:28 PM EST) MisterQueue is a Fucker, I have a shrink gun!, San Francisco whatever bitches, oh who's the fucking dickhead now?, prattling on like some rampant fanzine or something, I- I'm sorry really (all tags)

Staring into the oily film coating the surface of his coffee, Luke wondered just what it had all meant: the fire, the scramble. At the end of it all, would he even care?

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Why is a Raven Like a Writing Desk?

By MisterQueue (Mon Sep 18, 2006 at 03:46:39 PM EST) MisterQueue is a Fucker, I have a shrink gun!, stealing all the strawberries, if I were a rapscallion I'd have more freckles, The Cancer that is my Soul, Ridiculous Metaphors, pining for the whining, Shaving Cream Balloons in the Ventricles of my Heart (all tags)

The Great California Swindle

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Apparently Back in Cali... Cali... Cali

By MisterQueue (Mon Jun 05, 2006 at 09:09:08 AM EST) MisterQueue is a fucker, I have a shrink gun!, fetid masses yearning to pee free, what's that you say?, Yossarian Lives!, Peas Orange Pot (all tags)

Yeh yeh yeh, I only come see you lot when I can't update my own site. I know... I know.. I'm a terrible whore of a shell of a person. You can fuck right off.

Anyway, semi-lucid stuff to follow; I think anyway.

Poll: Who's the puppet?

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