I'm clenching my teeth together like a meth head with late-stage tetanus.

Poll: pretzels
x-posted to da brog.

People often ask me, "REC? Why do you drink so much? Are you trying to become an alcoholic?"

Become? Hah! Walk a mile in my moccasins, muthafuckers. Or just sit in this room and listen.

I aten't dead yet!
Drinking poll included
x-posted to da brog.

un·planned (ŭn-plānd')
adj. 
   1. Not intended; unintentional.
   2.
         a. Having no particular purpose, organization, or structure; random.
         b. Not thought out or prepared in advance; spontaneous: an unplanned adventure; an unplanned picnic.

Poll: Help me chart my course
x-posted to da brog, sans poll (as usual).

"I" is a subject pronoun.
I went to the store.
Joe and I work in the same building.
Signing documents is something I hate to do.
I am called ReallyEvilCanine.

x-posted to da brog.

That Citrix training I was promised? Yeah, it's right there with that advancement I was also promised. And the raise. There's Citrix training to be had, but not here, nosiree. It's too expensive here in Germany. Citrix offers training all over the world, even in Bulgrohungria. Do you see where this is going? I did as soon as my manager Vera mentioned it.

Sweet poll.
x-posted to da brog.