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A Day in the Life

By ReallyEvilCanine (Tue Jun 13, 2006 at 04:20:06 AM EST) A Day in the Life, cubicle, English motherfucker! Do you speak it?, LOL What, WTF, pie (all tags)

Cow-orkers III: Language School

I'm sitting at my new desk in the Panopticon, perched high atop Munich on the first floor, just another $MegaCorp monkey. And now, apparently, an English teacher. My new neighbour Joe interrupted me and asked, "What is ze difference between mouse and mouse?"

WTF?!

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A Day in the Life

By ReallyEvilCanine (Wed May 24, 2006 at 04:08:55 AM EST) A Day in the Life, cubicle, blahh blah blah, English motherfucker! Do you speak it?, WTF, pie (all tags)

Gibberish

$GiantFirm is angry.

You say you are responding to all tickets within 24 hours. Why did you take five days to answer ours?!?!

Well, Dieter, perhaps it's because no one understood your fucking ticket. If you'd submitted it in English, some monkey somewhere in the world could've picked it up. Instead it sat waiting for some schmuck (yours truly, natch) to translate it.

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