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By ReallyEvilCanine (Wed Jun 09, 2010 at 10:42:29 AM EST) cow-orkers, weapons, codepage, Unicode, ASCII, stupid (all tags)

Please remember that Section 4c of the $MegaCorp employment contract specifically prohibits bringing weapons or objects which could be used as a weapon onto any $MegaCorp premises at any time. For further information on $MegaCorp policies concerning weapons and employee safety please click here.

Technically I'm banned from the office because I'd be happy to beat quite a few of my cow-orkers senseless with my laptop and strangle them with a USB cable.

Poll: Ginger
x-posted to da brog.

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