A Day in the Life -- Wizard needs ninja skillz, badly.
MEMO TO ALL EMPLOYEES
Please remember that Section 4c of the $MegaCorp employment contract specifically prohibits bringing weapons or objects which could be used as a weapon onto any $MegaCorp premises at any time. For further information on $MegaCorp policies concerning weapons and employee safety please click here.
Technically I'm banned from the office because I'd be happy to beat quite a few of my cow-orkers senseless with my laptop and strangle them with a USB cable.
Poll: Ginger
x-posted to da brog.
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