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By atreides (Tue Feb 14, 2023 at 09:32:25 PM EST) (all tags)
Ladies and gentlemen, please raise your glasses.

To His Imperial Highness, Joshua Norton the First, formerly of Algoa Bay, Cape of Good Hope, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico!

While modern scholarship has determined his actual birthdate to be January 24, today is the 203rd anniversary of the traditional birthdate of the only Emperor of the United States.

Make sure to pay your proper due to him next time you belly up to the bar.

Also, Jesus Ferdinand Christ. This is the twentieth year I've posted this.

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