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By lm (Fri Feb 10, 2023 at 02:24:41 PM EST) (all tags)
Yes, it's true. I broke down and bought a monocle.

Fucking dogs keep eating my reading glasses.

The monocle stays on a chain. Hopefully I'll be in the habit of keeping it with me instead of leaving it on a desk where the pups will snag it when I'm not looking.

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So I did it | 3 comments (3 topical, 0 hidden)
How do the pups like your top hat? by georgeha (4.00 / 3) #1 Fri Feb 10, 2023 at 04:06:44 PM EST

Excellent! by TheophileEscargot (4.00 / 3) #2 Sat Feb 11, 2023 at 07:48:52 AM EST
Now all you need is an elaborate plan to pay for the monocle polish.
It is unlikely that the good of a snail should reside in its shell: so is it likely that the good of a man should?
I have starting a not-for-profit on my to-do list by lm (4.00 / 1) #3 Thu Feb 16, 2023 at 09:54:36 AM EST
In the meantime, feel free to donate.

Kindness is an act of rebellion.
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