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By atreides (Sun Jan 08, 2023 at 12:05:14 PM EST) (all tags)
Ladies and gentlemen, please raise your glasses. To His Imperial Highness, Joshua Norton the First, formerly of Algoa Bay, Cape of Good Hope, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico!

Today, January 8, is the 143rd anniversary of the death of the only Emperor of the United States. Make sure to pay your proper due to him next time you belly up to the bar.
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Hail the Emperor! by TheophileEscargot (4.00 / 3) #1 Mon Jan 09, 2023 at 11:03:37 PM EST
And death to any other wannabe emperors.
It is unlikely that the good of a snail should reside in its shell: so is it likely that the good of a man should?
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