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By emc2 (Tue Jan 04, 2022 at 02:14:29 AM EST) (all tags)
 What has been of you?

Who has made it this far?

Who hasn't?

 I found a new Polish Princess, she ended our relationship by asking the police to have a chat with me, which is how she ends all her relationships, praise be, my shirt collar remained untouched by the diligent officers that contacted me to have a friendly chat.

Police: the Polish Princess says you are harassing her.
Me: I haven't seen her for 3 months, also you may notice she has complained about half a dozen men in the same manner in the past, she enjoys doing that.
Police: yeah, we know, but we must investigate, just in case.
Me: yeah, I know, I'm glad you do. Can you put on the record that I have not talked to her at all for months?
Police: yep, done. Have a nice day then.
Me: no worries.

7 years of bliss ended like this for no discernable reason.

Sometimes I just wish women didn't attract me at all.

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There’s a few of us here by wiredog (4.00 / 2) #1 Wed Jan 05, 2022 at 10:45:02 AM EST
Up toadozen or so sometimes.

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

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