I had to grab a couple things at the market last night. I went through the fast lane, and there was some new young cashier. (Unusual...it's a union shop, and most people are long timers.)
I checked my receipt on my way back to the car and...
I guess in a few days I'll really be eligible.
Time is too strange now for a real plot. --clock
Next time, I wonder if the government will determine that I have crossed some imaginary line to being bald? I'm still just thinning on top, but I thought something similar about being non-grey as well.
Congratulations on scoring a valuable discount. Make sure to tip the cashier next time from your winnings.