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By atreides (Sun Feb 14, 2021 at 12:33:45 AM EST) (all tags)
Ladies and gentlemen, please raise your glasses.

To His Imperial Highness, Joshua Norton the First, formerly of Algoa Bay, Cape of Good Hope, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico!

While modern scholarship has determined his actual birthdate to be January 24, today is the 202nd anniversary of the traditional birthdate of the only Emperor of the United States.

Make sure to pay your proper due to him next time you belly up to the bar.

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Bars by ucblockhead (4.00 / 1) #1 Sun Feb 14, 2021 at 06:42:45 PM EST
I'm not sure "next time" is likely to appear any time soon, so it'll have to be "next time I belly up to the refridgerator"
[ucblockhead is] useless and subhuman
That's cool... by atreides (4.00 / 1) #2 Mon Feb 15, 2021 at 01:16:58 AM EST
Wherever you get your oat soda is fine with him.

He sails from world to world in a flying tomb, serving gods who eat hope.

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