Supposedly goose breast is a lot better with the skin and fat still on but the enjoyment to effort ratio doesn't makes sense to me.

Next time we get goose I'll try jerky, effort level zero when the plan was already to sit around the fire all day.

I always thought I was the victim of constant random dumbfuckery but something more sinister and organized may be at play:

http://www.openculture.com/2015/12/simple-sabotage-field-manual.html

    Insist on doing everything through “channels.” Never permit short-cuts to be taken in order to expedite decisions.
    When possible, refer all matters to committees, for “further study and consideration.” Attempt to make the committee as large as possible — never less than five.
    Bring up irrelevant issues as frequently as possible.
    Haggle over precise wordings of communications, minutes, resolutions.
    Refer back to matters decided upon at the last meeting and attempt to re-open the question of the advisability of that decision.
    Advocate “caution.” Be “reasonable” and urge your fellow-conferees to be “reasonable” and avoid haste which might result in embarrassments or difficulties later on.

I wish I was as organized/diligent/effective IRL as I am in Kerbal Space Program.

I wish getting along with people was as easy as rocket science.

Current musical kick - Mississippi John Hurt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vphs2YYBSr0