No, no one is pregnant₁. I just thought I'd wind y'all up after yankeehacks diary.

CurvyGirl is a bit pissed with me that I haven't been very contactable over the Christmas and New Year period, so I'm currently trying to dig myself out of a hole.
As a result of my inattention I got a nude CurvyGirl pic in my email with a message:
I don't think anonimouse wants this anymore gonna have to find someone who does ! 

I thought that getting her a Michael Kors bag for Christmas would give me some "Get Out of Jail Free" points but it doesn't seem like things work that way.

I do actually have a Plan B in the form of resuming with previousFWB but our interaction is a lot more more awkward and definitely in the friends as opposed to relationship category.

Work: I've been trying to convert a Java application into a JavaScript application. It uses YFiles to manage oil and gas supplies for a large international energy company. There were only a few problems with the plan.

• I've never really used much Java professionally
• I'm not very familiar with layout and routing algorithms
• Java isn't Javascript and the JS form of the library works differently from the Java version. Performance may or may not be an issue, particularly layout.
• I think I was wrong to take on a task where my knowledge was very limited and hence I'm getting crapped on because of my slow progress.

_{1. So far as I know.}