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By ana (Wed Dec 31, 2014 at 08:06:19 PM EST) fun-loving cowwqas., i typed gun-loving (all tags)
 Cuz the cool kids are doing it. Also i cut my fingers tonight on a bread knive so no backsapcing.

his here is diary 42 for the year. And its the scoine one after i jureted myself cookting. gotta stop doing that.

 Dammi, i hat cutting my fingers with knives. I was cutting up end pieces of bread to make crubms to coat a prok chop. Something to go wiht the good-luck bkacl eye peas. Or ami supposed to do that on the actual new years' day? Dunnno. Bac luck with the knife thing though.

And putting bandadis on your own injure dfingers is teh suckks

I've been doing a 'writng your grief' ourse that's nding in about a week. it's been useful, i think, if only for learning how to think about loss and stuff. recommended if you're in such a dituation.

it's been kinda fun being off this week, doing a whole lotta nothing except write (seep revious paragrhpa). that afternoon nap is a wonderful thing. cat anjoys it coo sleeping on my chest. he oesn't undrstand why i can't do it hours at at tie like he does, but hatver. i am not a cat. he is not a human.

also this, from the above course...  "Where two or three are gathered together, one or two are hoping the othr doesn't mention being sad (or anything controversial)."

Hmm. whiskey. back in a foubt

not clear why i brought it in here but now there's a spoon lost in side my reclitner. i hope it deosnt interfere with the mechancilerlks.
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Ow. by Scrymarch (4.00 / 1) #1 Fri Jan 02, 2015 at 08:30:30 AM EST

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Hrmmmm by FlightTest (2.00 / 0) #2 Fri Jan 02, 2015 at 07:24:59 PM EST
In the intro you claim 'no backsapcing'.   But one of your tags is 'i typed gun-loving'.   So you must have backspaced!!!  AH-HA!!!!

Therefore Mr. Plum did it in the library with the candlestick!

Once when we were kids... by ana (4.00 / 2) #3 Fri Jan 02, 2015 at 07:47:35 PM EST
 We were playing Clue, my older brother, my younger brother, and me. YB went on his merry way, EB and I circled the board, exchanged a long wordless look, started new columns on our notes, reverified everything, and deduced...

Colonel Mustard did it with Miss Scarlett in the Conservatory.

Apparently we flubbed something on the sorting and dealing business. Still, best verdict evar.

I now know what the noise that is usually spelled "lolwhut" sounds like. --Kellnerin

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This is almost as good... by atreides (4.00 / 1) #4 Sat Jan 03, 2015 at 03:24:04 AM EST a drunk diary. I'm not recommending that you cut yourself again, but if you do...

He sails from world to world in a flying tomb, serving gods who eat hope.

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