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By TheophileEscargot (Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 08:49:40 AM EST) (all tags)
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It appears to be a life-form of some kind.

Life-form

Projections are that we will encounter the entity at the end of November.

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So by anonimouse (4.00 / 3) #1 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 09:06:18 AM EST
I take it that's the end of film and book reviews for the next 18  21 100 years


Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
children have films, books, and toys by infinitera (4.00 / 2) #4 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 09:31:58 AM EST
Congratulations to the Snail!

[…] a professional layabout. Which I aspire to be, but am not yet. — CheeseburgerBrown

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Yes! by darkbrown (4.00 / 1) #7 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 09:55:48 AM EST
Finally! The long awaited Theophile Escargot reviews of the works of Julia Donaldson & Axel Scheffler!

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Bloody marvellous by Scrymarch (4.00 / 1) #2 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 09:14:51 AM EST


Iambic Web Certified

Congratulations by ambrosen (4.00 / 1) #3 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 09:28:59 AM EST
I am sure it will be exceedingly well cared for when it gets here.

Don't think you will be going to so by jump the ladder (4.00 / 2) #5 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 09:32:36 AM EST
Many galleries, exhibitions or cinema for the next 18 years.

But on the other hand, congratulations!

My childhood memories by Merekat (4.00 / 3) #15 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 03:40:01 PM EST
Say otherwise.

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Congratulations! by hulver (4.00 / 1) #6 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 09:41:23 AM EST
To you and Girl B.

Poll needs to be a tickbox.
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Cheese is not a hat. - clock

Congratulations! by toxicfur (4.00 / 1) #8 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 10:01:39 AM EST
That's absolutely fantastic news!
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The amount of suck that you can put up with can be mind-boggling, but it only really hits you when it then ceases to suck. -- Kellnerin
WOW! by TPD (4.00 / 1) #9 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 10:54:08 AM EST
Congratulations! 

why sit, when you can sit and swivel with The Ab-SwivellerTM
Congrats! by kwsNI (4.00 / 1) #10 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 11:10:09 AM EST
So exciting!

Oh yeah, WIPO by kwsNI (4.00 / 1) #11 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 11:10:58 AM EST
Bogey?

Woo!!! by ucblockhead (4.00 / 1) #12 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 12:10:52 PM EST
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Congratulations!!!! by StackyMcRacky (4.00 / 1) #13 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 12:32:24 PM EST
Get ready for the ride of your life!!

Congrats. It'll be interesting for you. by Captain Tenille (4.00 / 5) #14 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 03:35:25 PM EST
Fun fact: In Britain, what we call "babies" they call "crisps". Also, babies are born on the left side of the hospital room in "lorries". 

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Yaaaaaay! by Dr Thrustgood (4.00 / 1) #16 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 04:23:30 PM EST
Many, many, many congratulations!



Congrats! by clock (4.00 / 1) #17 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 04:54:35 PM EST
And good luck! You'll love it!!!


I agree with clock entirely --Kellnerin

Excellent. by technician (4.00 / 1) #18 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 04:59:06 PM EST
This is truly great news!

It looks like me! by me0w (4.00 / 2) #19 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 05:10:56 PM EST
Congrats :)



WIPO by Herring (4.00 / 1) #20 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 06:47:02 PM EST
Occasionally infuriating but ultimately brilliant.

Good luck to you and yours sir.

You can't inspire people with facts
- Small Gods

Congratulations (n/t) by motty (4.00 / 1) #21 Sat Jul 20, 2013 at 02:05:28 AM EST


I amd itn ecaptiaghle of drinking sthis d dar - Dr T
congratulations by priestess (4.00 / 1) #22 Sat Jul 20, 2013 at 07:14:27 AM EST
Congratulations, nice work. Hurray.
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Wow by iGrrrl (4.00 / 1) #28 Fri Aug 02, 2013 at 08:35:44 PM EST
Good news pulls 'em out of the woodwork!
"I honestly pity the stupid motherfucker who tries to talk down to iGrrrl" - mrgoat
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Congratulations by jimgon (4.00 / 1) #23 Sat Jul 20, 2013 at 08:44:33 AM EST
Good luck.  Many wishes for a happy and healthy delivery. 




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Congrats! by georgeha (4.00 / 1) #24 Sat Jul 20, 2013 at 06:35:46 PM EST



2nd trimester sex will rock your world. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #25 Sun Jul 21, 2013 at 01:04:39 AM EST
Congrats!

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

Congrats, TE and Girl B! by Breaker (4.00 / 1) #26 Wed Jul 24, 2013 at 04:07:44 PM EST
Hope the rest of the pregnancy goes swimmingly.


Doesn't look like gallstones by Herring (4.00 / 1) #27 Sun Jul 28, 2013 at 08:57:38 PM EST
so that's something.

Have you thought of names? Zeno Escargot has a ring to it.

You can't inspire people with facts
- Small Gods

Hooray by iGrrrl (4.00 / 1) #29 Fri Aug 02, 2013 at 08:36:28 PM EST
I hope everything is boring up to the big day! (Boring pregnancies are healthy ones.)
"I honestly pity the stupid motherfucker who tries to talk down to iGrrrl" - mrgoat
May the goods bless him for 999 generations by Tonatiuh (4.00 / 1) #30 Fri Sep 27, 2013 at 09:28:00 AM EST
I won't give your 1001 generation a free blessing, as said previously, cyborgs don't need it.

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