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By anonimouse (Tue Jul 16, 2013 at 11:45:04 AM EST) novel, slang, hahaha, law (all tags)
The current UK Chief Justice had a perfect name for the role - Igor Judge (known as Lord Judge)


..he'll now be replaced by the less fortunately named John Thomas.


Those not familiar with English literature or slang may not realise that this name became slang for male genitalia as a result of the novel Lady Chatterley's Lover by D.H. Lawrence, published in 1927/8
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Naming conventions | 15 comments (15 topical, 0 hidden)
What's this? by ucblockhead (4.00 / 1) #1 Tue Jul 16, 2013 at 12:00:41 PM EST
We can vote on stories!?  When did that get added to scoop!?
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Either by anonimouse (4.00 / 3) #2 Tue Jul 16, 2013 at 12:17:01 PM EST
a) Someone thought this incredibly funny and submitted it
b) I had a keyboard malfunction when I posted it.


Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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+1, FP, Best story in mod queue in /months/ by wiredog (4.00 / 3) #3 Tue Jul 16, 2013 at 12:27:43 PM EST


Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

I'll leave it in the queue by anonimouse (2.00 / 0) #4 Tue Jul 16, 2013 at 01:42:25 PM EST
I'm not sure enough people actually read Husi to get anything to the front page, so it'll be an interesting experiment


Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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Years even. by kwsNI (4.00 / 0) #5 Tue Jul 16, 2013 at 05:54:54 PM EST


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Not quite by anonimouse (2.00 / 0) #6 Wed Jul 17, 2013 at 04:18:41 AM EST
But since last year anyway.


Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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-1, worst story in years. by the mariner (4.00 / 1) #8 Wed Jul 17, 2013 at 03:59:14 PM EST
much more like this and this place will be worse than slashdot.

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Strangely by anonimouse (4.00 / 1) #10 Wed Jul 17, 2013 at 04:30:44 PM EST
I got a similar story posted on a serious UK judicial website


Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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Post Threshold:32?? by anonimouse (2.00 / 0) #7 Wed Jul 17, 2013 at 03:45:49 PM EST
Have we got 32 regular readers?


Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
srsly, this has got to be the worst voting system by the mariner (4.00 / 1) #9 Wed Jul 17, 2013 at 04:04:36 PM EST
ever implemented in software. this is what really killed kuro5hin. as your userbase shrinks, it becomes harder and harder to get anything to post, so authors are driven off and users depart for lack of content. meanwhile, the most important thing in building and maintaining blog readership is frequent and regular posting of new stuff.

it's a system that kills itself at the first sign of a downturn.

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32 votes so far by anonimouse (2.00 / 0) #12 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 06:59:53 AM EST
...in total. I know its not the most fascinating story in the world, but I think the thresholds should come down a lot at the moment...


Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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Hell by kwsNI (4.00 / 1) #13 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 08:27:22 AM EST
We could just make the diaries page the front page and it'd still be nearly static. We don't get that many posts in general and much of that is cellared/holed.

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+1 FP, John Thomas content by jimgon (2.00 / 0) #11 Wed Jul 17, 2013 at 07:03:23 PM EST
Five years ago the company I was at hired a contractor named John Thomas.  One of the guys I worked with was originally from England.  We enjoyed it greatly.




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Damn you by Merekat (2.00 / 0) #14 Mon Jul 22, 2013 at 04:43:48 AM EST
I hate little red things on my UI.

Red things on your UI? by Breaker (4.00 / 2) #15 Wed Jul 24, 2013 at 06:14:03 PM EST
I advise seeing a doctor.


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