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So Lamb has texted me several times

By ObviousTroll (Sun Mar 24, 2013 at 09:26:00 PM EST) (all tags)

from Heathrow, and now Milan.

It's very weird. I'm not really worried about her so much as I'm feeling, I dunno, separation anxiety? It's hard to see why, she's been to summer camp every summer for years now, but this feels different.

She texted me today to say she bought two prints of paintings that she wants to get framed when she gets home. I'm very curious what artist she decided was worth squeezing into her carryon luggage.

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So Lamb has texted me several times | 7 comments (7 topical, 0 hidden)

Awwwww, Daddddd.... by yankeehack (4.00 / 2) #1 Mon Mar 25, 2013 at 08:31:39 AM EST

This will be me in a few months...
"...she dares to indulge in the secret sport. You can't be a MILF with the F, at least in part because the M is predicated upon it."-CBB

I don't think I posted this before but by ObviousTroll (4.00 / 1) #2 Mon Mar 25, 2013 at 01:25:39 PM EST

when she left, she scurried out the door without saying goodbye, her mom had to chase her back in for a hug.

Since then, she's been texting me about 8 words per day but nothing to her mother.

It happens. ;-)

The last text was "bought mom some skin cream".

An Angry and Flatulent Pig, Trying to Tie Balloon Animals

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Wow. Skin cream? by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #3 Mon Mar 25, 2013 at 08:09:49 PM EST

The troll does not fall far from the bridge.

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

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Trolls need skin cream by anonimouse (4.00 / 2) #4 Tue Mar 26, 2013 at 01:29:50 AM EST

So they can go out in sunlight

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL

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Hey! My wife is a saint! A saint! by ObviousTroll (2.00 / 0) #5 Wed Mar 27, 2013 at 07:00:00 AM EST

She'd have to be, she's married to me.

An Angry and Flatulent Pig, Trying to Tie Balloon Animals

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She can't be a saint by anonimouse (2.00 / 0) #6 Wed Mar 27, 2013 at 08:46:50 AM EST

You obviously have compatible DNA, so she must be a troll in disguise.

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL

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: I will admit by ObviousTroll (2.00 / 0) #7 Wed Mar 27, 2013 at 10:17:24 AM EST

she's mastered the art of looking put-upon in public then disciplining me in private...
An Angry and Flatulent Pig, Trying to Tie Balloon Animals
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