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By anonimouse (Mon Dec 17, 2012 at 10:03:09 AM EST) (all tags)
 Just what you needed.

Now with added Pet Sounds

Update [2012-12-17 15:56:36 by anonimouse]: Congratulations to Silvio Berlusconi on his engagement. One does wonder what the 27 year old fiancee sees in the billionaire Mr Berlusconi, but people in glass houses....

 So I went home to lunch today, and I'd had one of those weekends where I hadn't shaved, so immediately set out to rectify the situation. My concentration lapsed for a second and I managed to inflict a minor cross slice under my nose. This wouldn't be so bad except it seemed to take 30-40 minutes to seal up.

In other faux pas, I managed to forget my mouse to my laptop so I borrowed that of Mrs Mouse. Unfortunately at the end of the weekend I handed her my USB Transceiver instead of mine.

As you may know, I have a Maine Coon. Going away for the week means that it seems to grow in leaps and bounds. The fact it's winter means it is like a black fluffy rug with a large ruff/mane. It's like having your own miniature black lion. Strangely it doesn't purr at all at the moment; it does seem to be taking every opportunity to emphasise to our male moggy that now it is all growed up, it is the boss cat of the house.

I've mentioned how the next door neighbour puts bird seed on the roof of her shed, and how our cat has decided that this is a perfect place to wait for breaksfast to fly in. About 3 weeks ago I saw her with a pigeon/dove on our lawn and hurried out to separate bird from cat. Fortunately it was not too late, but the pigeon just sat there after I'd removed the cat, so I had to pick it up and launch it. The cat was furious and with an angry growl literally threw itself against the fence in the direction I launched the pigeon.
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Older Men / Younger Women by yankeehack (2.00 / 0) #1 Mon Dec 17, 2012 at 12:22:10 PM EST
You know, I never dated significantly older than my age before but it is so very different than what I am used to.
"...she dares to indulge in the secret sport. You can't be a MILF with the F, at least in part because the M is predicated upon it."-CBB
You can say how you found it different by anonimouse (2.00 / 0) #3 Mon Dec 17, 2012 at 01:54:04 PM EST your next diary   

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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age by ucblockhead (4.00 / 3) #2 Mon Dec 17, 2012 at 12:27:54 PM EST
I suspect that when one is marrying a billionaire, "advanced age" might be a benefit.
[ucblockhead is] useless and subhuman
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