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By gzt (Wed Aug 17, 2011 at 07:07:41 AM EST) reebok hates children (all tags)
Attn: Reebok hates children. Pictorial proof inside.

For lulz, I'm single-handedly trying to get that to be a "thing". Reebok has partnered with a shoddy and negligent fitness company which promotes such reckless behavior. The only possible explanation is that Reebok hates babies and wants everybody to die. Note the banner at the top.

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reebok hates children | 6 comments (6 topical, 0 hidden)
that's some random dickhead... by gzt (2.00 / 0) #1 Wed Aug 17, 2011 at 07:08:24 AM EST colorado or something.

««crickets»» by ammoniacal (4.00 / 0) #2 Thu Aug 18, 2011 at 09:56:33 AM EST
You should write a sequel to Pressure Cookers: Good or Wack?

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

How about by Herring (4.00 / 2) #3 Thu Aug 18, 2011 at 11:48:10 AM EST
Fish kettles: good or whack?


Good or whack diaries: good or whack?

Frying pans: good or wok?

(Can it be hometime now?)

You can't inspire people with facts
- Small Gods

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i really like the frying pans one by gzt (4.00 / 1) #4 Thu Aug 18, 2011 at 12:03:51 PM EST
I really do.

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I really like it when people by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #5 Thu Aug 18, 2011 at 02:00:24 PM EST
add an extra 'I really do' after a previous sentence beginning 'I really /verb/'. It reminds me (in a very good way) of Holden Caulfield. It really does.

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Could be worse by ucblockhead (2.00 / 0) #6 Fri Aug 19, 2011 at 03:20:58 PM EST
I wrote C++ code with my kid in that position.
[ucblockhead is] useless and subhuman
reebok hates children | 6 comments (6 topical, 0 hidden)