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By Gedvondur (Wed Oct 26, 2011 at 09:44:04 AM EST) Wake, puke, dog, cat, Satan, butthole, stinky, daycare, doggy (all tags)
This morning.  Wife gone to California for six days.

5:45am CAT:  LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME

6:15am ME:  *Gets up and gets dressed.  Awake now*

6:25am DOG:  *Yawn* Why are we up so early?!?  *GOES OUTSIDE FOR GIANT STINKY SHIT DIRECTLY FROM SATAN'S BUTTHOLE*

6:45am ME:  * On Couch.*  *Start coughing with dog next to me*  *PUKE HUGE PILE OF PHLEGM DOWN MY SHIRT*

6:46am DOG: Why did you wake me up again and HEY WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHIRT?!?

6:50am ME: *CHANGE SHIRT*

7:00am ME:  *PUT DOG IN TRUCK*

7:01am DOG: *GIANT STINKY FART*

7:01am ME: *ROLLING DOWN ALL WINDOWS IN 40 DEGREE WEATHER*

7:02am DOG:  *SHIVER*

7:03 ME: Don't act like I didn't HAVE to roll down the windows, Dog.  I only get one puke a day and I used it up already.

7:10am DOG:  *AT DOGGY DAYCARE* I hate EVERYBODY!!  (Dog is overprotective of us....until she passes the entry door to the actual daycare area)

7:25am ME: *STARBUCKS*

7:50am CAT:  LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME
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Oi Vey | 4 comments (4 topical, 0 hidden)
Did you search for those tags? by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #1 Wed Oct 26, 2011 at 03:52:12 PM EST
To make sure you had a slew of unique ones?


lol by Gedvondur (2.00 / 0) #3 Thu Oct 27, 2011 at 09:23:12 AM EST
No, not really.  Just put them out there.


heh

"So I will be hitting the snatch hard, I think, tonight." - gzt
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What the hell by yankeehack (4.00 / 1) #2 Wed Oct 26, 2011 at 06:44:48 PM EST
are you feeding that dog???
"...she dares to indulge in the secret sport. You can't be a MILF with the F, at least in part because the M is predicated upon it."-CBB
Heh by Gedvondur (4.00 / 1) #4 Thu Oct 27, 2011 at 09:26:32 AM EST
Our dear little pug gets expensive hippy dry dog kibble.

I suspect it's the bully stick she's chewing on right now.  We don't give her certain treats because, boy-howdy the ass that it gives her.  She also likes to eat grass like a little cow.



"So I will be hitting the snatch hard, I think, tonight." - gzt
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