5:45am CAT: LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME
6:15am ME: *Gets up and gets dressed. Awake now*
6:25am DOG: *Yawn* Why are we up so early?!? *GOES OUTSIDE FOR GIANT STINKY SHIT DIRECTLY FROM SATAN'S BUTTHOLE*
6:45am ME: * On Couch.* *Start coughing with dog next to me* *PUKE HUGE PILE OF PHLEGM DOWN MY SHIRT*
6:46am DOG: Why did you wake me up again and HEY WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHIRT?!?
6:50am ME: *CHANGE SHIRT*
7:00am ME: *PUT DOG IN TRUCK*
7:01am DOG: *GIANT STINKY FART*
7:01am ME: *ROLLING DOWN ALL WINDOWS IN 40 DEGREE WEATHER*
7:02am DOG: *SHIVER*
7:03 ME: Don't act like I didn't HAVE to roll down the windows, Dog. I only get one puke a day and I used it up already.
7:10am DOG: *AT DOGGY DAYCARE* I hate EVERYBODY!! (Dog is overprotective of us....until she passes the entry door to the actual daycare area)
7:25am ME: *STARBUCKS*
7:50am CAT: LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME
6:15am ME: *Gets up and gets dressed. Awake now*
6:25am DOG: *Yawn* Why are we up so early?!? *GOES OUTSIDE FOR GIANT STINKY SHIT DIRECTLY FROM SATAN'S BUTTHOLE*
6:45am ME: * On Couch.* *Start coughing with dog next to me* *PUKE HUGE PILE OF PHLEGM DOWN MY SHIRT*
6:46am DOG: Why did you wake me up again and HEY WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHIRT?!?
6:50am ME: *CHANGE SHIRT*
7:00am ME: *PUT DOG IN TRUCK*
7:01am DOG: *GIANT STINKY FART*
7:01am ME: *ROLLING DOWN ALL WINDOWS IN 40 DEGREE WEATHER*
7:02am DOG: *SHIVER*
7:03 ME: Don't act like I didn't HAVE to roll down the windows, Dog. I only get one puke a day and I used it up already.
7:10am DOG: *AT DOGGY DAYCARE* I hate EVERYBODY!! (Dog is overprotective of us....until she passes the entry door to the actual daycare area)
7:25am ME: *STARBUCKS*
7:50am CAT: LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME
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